Caffeine Daily Dose Dad Hat
$29.99
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$29.99
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The only substance you're legally required to operate on before 9 AM, embroidered in death metal typography on a soft, unstructured dad hat. Because even your headwear should reflect the chemical dependency that holds your personality together.
This isn't a statement piece. It's a warning label. Low profile, curved brim, adjustable strap. Sits on your head the same way caffeine sits in your bloodstream: quietly running everything.
One size fits most. Black hat, white embroidery. Wear it to the coffee shop, the venue, or anywhere else you're not ready to make eye contact yet.
Caffeine Daily Dose Dad Hat
$29.99
Sale price
$29.99
Regular price
This isn't a statement piece. It's a warning label. Low profile, curved brim, adjustable strap. Sits on your head the same way caffeine sits in your bloodstream: quietly running everything.
One size fits most. Black hat, white embroidery. Wear it to the coffee shop, the venue, or anywhere else you're not ready to make eye contact yet.